Did you know that ';Pete's Day Spa'; is officially open for business?!?

How may my staff and I service you today?Did you know that ';Pete's Day Spa'; is officially open for business?!?
thats a loaded question there, pete ;-)Did you know that ';Pete's Day Spa'; is officially open for business?!?
do you give out complementary necklaces with your facials? After I get a back rub I would love to have a protein shake!
I could really use a backrub
I didn't know that!


I would like the full service...


full body massage, facial, manicure and pedicure please...
I'm tired and I have a headache Pete, how can you help me with that? I need a good rub down! hehe...
A full body massag would be good. Do I get to keep my knicks on?
I'll take a full body massage, paraffin dip of my feet and hands, a seasalt rub, that should do it for today!
i could really use a facial


i would forever be grateful to get one
Is it possible for you to accidently drown my MIL in a mud bath? I'll pay you good money for it ....
Pete....will you employ me as the guy who administers the facials?
Sign me up for that pearl necklace/facial special, I am always looking for a good facial.
pedicure please